I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Randomize