Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
