so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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