I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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