oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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