pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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