he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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