i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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