my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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