IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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