another moral hangover. fuck.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
He did a backflip because drugs
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