I'd wear matching sweaters with you
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
