What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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