Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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