Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
