Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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