you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
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