When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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