I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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