i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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