This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I look excited, but its just a facade.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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