Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
