I don't think brook has ever known best
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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