If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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