I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
whose parrot is this?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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