So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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