so explain again why im purple
no
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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