Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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