508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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