Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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