So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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