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Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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