Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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