just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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