Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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