Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
