mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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