The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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