It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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