That's intense
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
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