Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
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He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
i out mim tonsoeep
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