If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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