Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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