Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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