You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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