My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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