I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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