We're like a lot better than the average bears
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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