she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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