I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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