You're so nebulous sometimes
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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