I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Randomize
