I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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