I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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