Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
