I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
tequila makes me forget i have legs
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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