Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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