Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
